un-makeme:

planetary-poisons:

happily-morgan:

endangered-justice-seeker:

Every time he said “ma’am” you could tell he really was saying “bitch” in his head and it meant so much to me

Just in case you forgot, she is the girl who wore a rifle around a college campus after a major school shooting.

Hi, I’m a journalism student at Kent State University. Everyone here hates Kaitlin with a passion. She gives our university such a bad name. We do not claim her. She is the biggest coward I have ever encountered. I saw her on campus recently and I went up to her to ask her a question (because I am a journalist and that’s what I do) and she could SEE the hatred in my eyes. I know this because she backed away in fear. She was like, “sorry I don’t do that” and I was like, “Just one question” and she was literally backing away from me in fear like, “no, i’m sorry” And let me just tell you, I have neverrrrr felt more powerful. I made this biotch shake in her fuckin yeehaw boots. Fuckin ramen noodle hair ass motherfucker. Okay I’m done ranting lol sorry

For people wondering why she was ejected from a “public” Bernie rally:

1. It wasn’t actually a public event, it was a members-only event for the American Federation of Teachers in Lordstown, OH

2. She was sitting in the press section without a press pass

3. It’s obvious she went in, knowing she would be ejected, with the intention of filming her removal and framing it as a breech of her rights.

4. I mean fuck even if that weren’t the case she’s been known to threaten people who disagree with her by asserting that she carries. I wouldn’t be shocked if people would alert security after seeing her to report her assault weapon flaunting ass as a safety concern.

5. She keeps going on about how dare they call the event private because Bernie is a socialist that “doesn’t even believe in private property” affirming she intended to also use this as an opportunity to spread inaccurate defenitions of democratic socialism and cry “hypocrisy” where there is none.

6. Seriously, fuck her. She is an evil person.

jason-todds:

The Avengers (2012) // Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

thespectacularspider-girl:

iamlosingmymarbles:

To Whom It May Concern:

THIS CONCERNS EVERYONE

marvelheroes:

king of giving practical advice 

bandedbulbussnarfblat:

mesopelagic:

i would like to see… a little lizard

Here you go. He has a little helmet

savagejuley:

redpotions:

latenights:

I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”

my nasty ass was confused bc i thought this was about busting a nut

SJKSKSKS imagine u fuckin and they’re like “*annoyed sigh* you can come if you want”

dankmemesreasonforliving:

gayoongi:

me logging onto tumblr to post something absolutely nobody cares about or asked for

ai-yo:

notliterallyunbelievable:

People falling for Clickhole is even funnier than people falling for the Onion becuase Clickhole doesn’t even ATTEMPT to sound convincing like the Onion does.

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